Bose
There was once a lazy cat named Bose,
Who slept near the garden hose
Once a man turned on the tap to water his plants
And shot poor Bose into some sand,
Where he got his head stuck and looked like an upside-down gnome.
A Vegetarian Zombie
From his graveyard, out popped zombie Brian
He was hungry and ate the brains of a passing academician
Unfortunately for him, the brain was over-used
And tasted like sawdust and dirty shoes.
From that day on, Brian became a vegetarian.
Shape- Shifter
Oscar was a giant Panda
Who decided to warm up in a sauna.
In the heat, he started to sweat, his black & white fur getting all wet.
Slowly it began to drip, for it was black & white paint.
Oscar was not a Panda, but an ANACONDA!
A robbery gone wrong
There was once a robber
He once was thieving from a farmer.
He stole into the chicken pen,
Awaking them, he was pecked mercilessly by hens
Dazed, he tottered out and was covered in blisters.
-Medhansh Garg
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