Limericks

Bose

There was once a lazy cat named Bose,

Who slept near the garden hose

Once a man turned on the tap to water his plants

And shot poor Bose into some sand,

Where he got his head stuck and looked like an upside-down gnome.

A Vegetarian Zombie

From his graveyard, out popped zombie Brian

He was hungry and ate the brains of a passing academician

Unfortunately for him, the brain was over-used

And tasted like sawdust and dirty shoes.

From that day on, Brian became a vegetarian.

Shape- Shifter

Oscar was a giant Panda

Who decided to warm up in a sauna.

In the heat, he started to sweat, his black & white fur getting all wet.

Slowly it began to drip, for it was black & white paint.

Oscar was not a Panda, but an ANACONDA!

A robbery gone wrong

There was once a robber

He once was thieving from a farmer.

He stole into the chicken pen,

Awaking them, he was pecked mercilessly by hens

Dazed, he tottered out and was covered in blisters.

-Medhansh Garg